1. What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex!
2. Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
Because it was an early bird!
3. What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic Pork!
4. What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Pair-odactyls!
5. What do you call a dinosaur car accident?
A tyrannosaurus wreck!
6. Why wouldn’t the T-Rex get out of bed?
He was still dino-SNORING!
7. Scientists recently discovered a new dinosaur that was very intelligent...
They named it thesaurus!
8. What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks!
9. What did Rex say to Woody after eating a toy?
You've got a friend in me!
10. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a firework?
Dinomite!
11 What do you call someone who puts their right hand in the mouth of a T-rex?
Lefty.
12. What is the best way to talk to a dinosaur?
Long distance.
13. What kind of dinosaurs make good police officers?
Tricera-cops.
14. What did the dinosaur call her shirt-making business?
Try Sara's Tops.
15a. What comes after extinction?
Y-stinction.
15b. What comes after y-stinction?
Z End.
Sources: Reader's Digest, Beano, WeAreTeachers.com
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Dinosaurs can be scary, but they can also be silly! Readers find the fun in this high-interest topic as they learn delightful dinosaur jokes they can tell to their friends and family. The age-appropriate jokes are easy for young readers to understand, remember, and share, and a helpful glossary allows them to add to their developing vocabulary. Readers also expand their knowledge of prehistoric creatures thanks to fact boxes filled with fun information. This reading experience is both educational and entertaining, and it's filled with colorful photographs and illustrations to spark imaginations with each turn of the page.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? With Tyrannosaurus checks! What should you do if a dinosaur sneezes? Why, get out of the way, of course! These are just two of the dinosaur jokes that will have you laughing and rolling on the floor until your stomach is, well, saurus.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? With Tyrannosaurus checks! What should you do if a dinosaur sneezes? Why, get out of the way, of course! These are just two of the dinosaur jokes that will have you laughing and rolling on the floor until your stomach is, well, saurus.